A Hierarchy

Overrated	Properly Valued	Underrated
Prettiness	Efficiency	Beauty
The French Laundry	A deli sandwich	Prison Food
Breathing underwater	Seeing in the dark	Ambidexterity
Phone calls	Email	Old-fashioned letters
The U.S. Dollar	The doughnut	Eyesight
Yesterday	Tomorrow	Now
Monkeys, Pirates, ninjas	Bigfoot, Chuck Norris, Undersea explorers	Greek gods and goddesses, the chupacabra, laborers
Money	Sexual Prowess	Confidence on the Dance Floor