A Naysayarchy

Overrated	Properly Valued	Underrated
Hipness	Dyed hair	Ugly jeans
Pot brownies	A bagel	Partially hydrogenated soybean oil
The free fall	Rollercoasters	churros
Magazines	The paper	Chapter books
Nostalgia	Eyesight	Foresight
The new year	Last year	Getting out of bed
Action figures, cartoons for adults, dark humor	Aliens, goldfish, anti-perspirant, crossword puzzles	Industrial towns, hair rubberbands, electronica, the condom
Sex	Money	Hallucinogens